Died seconds ago
Long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. What was I talking about.
The truth is that, those people who are closest to us, can tear us apart the most. We won’t really notice it immediately, but once we do, we’d see the insults that they keep throwing us, all disguised as jokes. We’d see how they’d subtlety use against us the things that we have trusted them with. And we would be so torn apart because the betrayal from them who we really trust and love is what really hurts the most.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am.
"I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil."